i-am-superjohnlocked:

mrsmarymorstan:

pudus:

was it really necessary for me to be born

Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!

that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day

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flowerpixies:

urbancatfitters:

heeheehaahaahoohoo:

in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.

we´ve been found out

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15hypens:

in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class again

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chikuto:

Seeing/thinking about old art

Remembering you showed that art to other people

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• Me: *violently listens to a cd for a month before concert.*
• Me: *goes to concert*
• Me: *violently listens to a cd for a month after concert while repetitively saying "taaaaaake me back"*

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i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet 

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superwholockian-writer:

winchestre:

assstiel:

assckles:

“Dean what’s the camera for”

“Dean, stop taking pictures. We must stop the next seal from being broken.”

“Just stand still, Cas. Last one. You look pretty like this. Now gimme a smile.”

“Dean…”

“Okay good”

“No Dean, wait. I’m starting to like it. Take one more picture. Please.”

“Just one more. I promise, Dean.”

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westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUCKERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KILL THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME

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